commie plot

I may be a little paranoid but in my last post I was trashing and mocking Stalin. It was quite a long post and every time I published it, something kept going wrong . It was probably just some kind of electronic thing such as it was raining or maybe because I both sneezed and dropped my coffee just as I hit publish. But , when I viewed my handy-work all the bad things I was saying about Stalin ( meaning the latter half of my entry ) CAME OUT IN GIANT LETTERS. And even bigger than that; I mean giant letters that took pages and pages to read and made it un-readable. Even when I went to extreme lengths to try and fix it the giant letters would not go away. I think it was the first time I ever re-wrote what I had written out by hand. So, I am going to try that again. If I am not successful this time I am really going to wonder. Here it is again:

6 things you might not know about Stalin:

1.     Stalin was proud of the fact that his mustache- ode'd fatherly image that he projected to his nation was
way better than Hitler's.
2.     Stalin's ( and Hitler's ) erectile- dysfunction was the real reason for WW2 . And Stalin's erectile - dysfunction took sole credit for the Korean Conflict ( a polite way of saying war ).
3.     Stalin used to enjoy spending time at his dacha where he used to enjoy plotting against his enemies, while
drinking Vodka Coolers.
4.     Stalin had a pet poodle that he named Winston. It was the toy -poodle variety. He taught the dog tricks such as how to beg for pieces of post-war Europe . Winston used to enjoy sleeping with his master . The Kremlin -staff used to joke that Stalin and Winston made strange bedfellows.
5.     Stalin threw like a girl.
6.     Stalin used to boast that he never had to use the phrase , Do you know who I am?